About PepilloRonellki
What did the slug say as he slipped
down the window very fast?
How slime flies!
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Did you hear about the Omaha mother who
got tired of putting name tags on her son's shirts, so she had his
name legally changed to "Machine Washable"?
BodyBuilding
How many cashiers does it take
to change a
light bulb?
"Are you kidding? They won't even change a five dollar
bill."
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How can you be sure you have counterfeit
money?
If it's a three-dollar bill, you can be sure.
Pregnancy
Q: What does a 75-year-old woman
have
between her breasts that a 25-year-old doesn't?
A: Her navel.
Grooming
What do you call a man with a kilt over his
head ?
Scott !
Wedding Ideas
How do you kill a blonde?
Give them a
gun an say it is a blow dryer
Mortgage
Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for
a cat ?
Cats can't drive !
Extreme Sports
What do you get if King Kong sits on
your best friend?
A flat mate.
Pet Food
Why is it that birds are quickly sold
when
they come up on the transfer market?
They tend to go cheep!
ShelleyArionOI
Q:
Why did Bill go out to sea on an
aircraft carrier?
A: To promote off-shore drilling.
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She's the kind of girl that boys look at twice
-
they can't believe it the first time.
HughieDaylonEJ
Teacher: "Where would you find an elephant
?"
Pupil:"You don't have to find them, they're too big to lose
!"
DekerDonoughsQ
Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato
fell on
his head?
The tomato was in a can.
CludBrynmorZZ
What do you get if you cross a dog and a
cheetah ?
A dog that chases cars - and catches them !
WinslowJankoUr
Why is it difficult to
identify horses from
the back?
They're always switching their tails!
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Q: What's green and purple and goes up and
down?
A: Barney in an elevator.
PrenticeOwenlA
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional.
After
not hearing anything
for a while the
Priest knocked on
the wall. The drunk said forget it buddy there's no
paper in here
either.
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Arnold
!
Arnold who ?
Arnold friend of yours is a friend of mine !
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